would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I checked into jail on foursquare
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
