There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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