I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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