Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
did i just pee glitter
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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