ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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