How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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