Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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