nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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