are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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