I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just invented taco cereal.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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