sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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