One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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