Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I bet he comes in French.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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