I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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