If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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