Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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