Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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