she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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