North Korea, Best Korea!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
