Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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