Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Randomize
