No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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