ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
