JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
