Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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