I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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