3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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