In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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