I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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