My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Randomize
