Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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