Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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