I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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