its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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