I wanna bring you to show and tell
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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