i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
and she was petting her beer can
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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