what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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