you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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