i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Shame - the story of my life.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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