I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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