Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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