Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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