just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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