writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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