I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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