i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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