Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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