If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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