new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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