what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
we should paint friendship bongs
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize