You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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