Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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