But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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