Well apparently he's into motor boating.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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