I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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