ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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